Internet for sale. Plus, blood lollies for lions, pissed police in Paris and a girl called Facebook. This podcast may contain strong language.

A caravan in a supermarket queue. Plus, the wrong statue of liberty, a magazine named after toothpaste, and a Snow White who can’t afford to hire any dwarves. This podcast may contain strong language.

A dead cow in the hand luggage. Plus, shoes made out of cheese, wiping your bottom on a sheet of lasagne, shoes made out of cheese, toast wars, a toddler drinking a margarita, and an old lady who managed to shut down internet in two countries. May contain strong language.