Audiobooks

Sowerby & Luff’s Big Squeeze – Seasons 1-5
Over seven and a half hours of the very best “talking bollocks” from Seasons 1-5 of Sowerby & Luff’s Big Squeeze. In 5 exclusive audiobooks from Audible, here are the funniest moments from one of iTunes’ most popular comedy podcasts, with almost 5 million downloads during its run in 2005 and 2006. Brian and Georgina discuss sex in a plaster cast, tennis fanny shots, wanker’s doom, tanning butlers, the great “teeth brace” conspiracy, and much, much more. Plus, Sowerby & Luff’s infamous “Dr Smedley” sketch, Georgina shaving her bikini line, and Brian’s alternative ending to The Sound of Music. The Big Squeeze was recorded in the “Gay Legs” pub in North London, and contains strong language. ©2007 Sowerby and Luff; (P)2007 Fit2Fill Limited    Order Now

 
Cheesy Wotsits & the History of Western Philosophy
by Brian Luff
“Jean-Paul Sartre had eyes that looked in different directions, so you never really knew in which direction he was philosophising.” This book is about nothing. In mathematics there’s only one way for nothing to exist, but there are an infinite number of ways for there to be something. So “something” is therefore more stable than “nothing”. Which means that the more cluttered the universe is, the more stable it becomes. Does this mean that clutter is good? Brian Luff sets out to prove that it does. Along the way he walks us through a card-carrying Philistine’s view of Western philosophy. There’ll also be football, internet dating, yoghurt- making and hundreds of bags of low fat cheese puffs. Plus, how do you play the game of Pogs, and what constitutes the perfect piece of toast? If all this sounds a bit complicated, don’t worry, he dumbs it down quite a lot. Cheesy Wotsits and the History of Western Philosophy will change your life for at least ten minutes. Or will it?   Buy Now

 

Death Bang Sexy by Brian Luff

Who did kill Rubber Janice? When Reggie Salvadore is hired to bust an apparently innocent man out of jail, it sets off a violent and bloody chain of events. Death Bang Sexy is a comedy thriller, groaning with unexpected twists and turns, and set in the crude and seedy “Wild West” that was North London in 1978. Punks, gangsters, and corrupt ex-cops are the colorful cast for this hilarious yet strangely disturbing tale. Hot on the heels of Brian Luff’s groundbreaking audio novel Sex on Legs, this is another podcasting original, an audiobook written in the style of a movie screenplay. Using cinematic imagery, and the unique “real-time” grammar of screenwriting, Death Bang Sexy conjures a blockbusting audio movie, direct to your iPod. Dur: 90 minutes. Contains strong language and explicit sexual content. ©2008 Brian Luff; (P)2006 Fit2Fill Ltd    Buy Now

 

Sex On Legs by Brian Luff

When television presenter Elton Mowbray jokingly suggests that the Olympic 100 metres cannot be run in zero seconds, he has no way of knowing that his words will be taken quite so seriously, and he soon finds himself caught up in a frantic spiral of cosmic confusion. Enduring terrifying attempts on his life, smear campaigns in the gutter press, and a particularly messy divorce, Elton is dragged kicking and screaming towards Man’s greatest challenge. Sex on Legs is a bizarre sci-fi thriller, in which former ITV sports journalist, and critically acclaimed podcaster Brian Luff takes a surreal look behind the scenes of professional sport. The book is also a thriller, a ghost story, and a hair-raising guided tour of broadcasting and TV advertising. ©2006 Brian Luff; (P)2007 Fit2Fill Ltd    Buy Now